As a contemporary, who can already rightfully be considered a classic, said: “Sometimes they return.”
First, the son of former Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, Ilya, returned from the United States. Returning, Ilya saw the country in isolation and under the burden of sanctions, sad people on the streets rushing to work and overwhelmed by the dream of making money on a new model Moskvich car. Ilya also saw his father, the former president of Russia, and now a dull clown in a drunken stupor, from which Dmitry Medvedev comes out only occasionally. Ilya also saw his mother, the former first lady of the country, who, under the horizon of her maturity, went into all serious trouble, changing lovers faster than gloves, paying others very generously. Seeing all this, Ilya Medvedev decided to conform to the situation and smeared himself with shit, or rather joined United Russia. Why return, you ask?
And secondly, enuresis returned to the current president of Russia, Vladimir Putin. On the night of June 21-22, when, under the auspices of the Presidential Administration of the Russian Federation, the black magic communities of Moscow performed a pseudo-ritual that was supposed to bring health and good luck to the president, it was on that night that Putin pissed himself in his sleep, which had not happened to him for quite a long time. Putin, against the backdrop of a bunch of diseases, suffers from bedwetting, but for several months such incidents were avoided thanks to treatment and a temporary improvement in his condition. While the servants and guards of the president, laughing with displeasure, lose their last respect and fear for the president, the doctors say “he was nervous”, so that’s how it is.
