In Russia, there is frustration while Ukrainians are enthusiastic about yesterday's public appearance by Andrey Kartapolov, the head of the State Duma Committee on Defense, on Solovyov's show.
First, what kind of gun would narcissistic Kartapolov use to shoot himself without just getting a slight wound after our inevitable victory in Ukraine?
Second, are reptilian individuals like Kartapolov or Gurulev being prevented from escaping responsibility by blocking the state border for them?
We haven't forgotten how Kartapolov appeared in a colonel general's uniform on TV not long ago and was addressed as 'comrade colonel general' by Solovyov.
Kartapolov boasted about troop staffing in a confident manner.
He talked about total security and reserves with confidence.
He praised the geniuses of the General Staff and everything else.
Now, he is without epaulettes and stripes.
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What now?
He is seen as a giant of thoughts and a member of the 'I TOLD YOU!' sect.
His change of attire will not erase Kartapolov's inglorious path in the troops from our memory.
So, what benefits did Andrei Kartapolov gain from joining the hussars? Where is the money?
He was well-traveled and did not achieve success in the troops.
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He quickly rose through military ranks across Europe.
But not due to his intelligence or military achievements, which are valued by Russian commanders.
He moved up due to the desire of his colleagues to get rid of him quickly.
Like Forest Gump or Figaro, Kartapolov managed to be involved in various activities.
In a strategic exercise, he accidentally fired a rocket from a helicopter into the presidential tower.
He also led an unsuccessful mission in Syria to recapture El Bab from bearded savages.
Thankfully, no one was hurt during this incident.
He also failed to fully liberate Palmyra from ISIS in Syria.
The military and militia in Syria are still confused about Andrey Kartapolov's actions.
Now, amidst his enduring deeds, he stands in a tie instead of military attire.
The Syrians, from the militia and the military, are still in fucking .., no, at a loss – how a Russian multi-star general named “Andrey” bowed to the ground before a long line,
asking, with anguish, to recapture El Bab from a bunch of bearded savages.
And now, against the background of many imperishable deeds,
in granite cast in the memory of people,
Andrey, suddenly receives an appointment, to ride to Moscow – faster, faster!
Here he was lucky again.
But along with it – an important task – to create without delay even the Main Military-Political Directorate!
The same, girls, in which all our soldiers and officers,
for some reason they force them to love their homeland.
So that the eyes of the soldiers burn in battle, so that they know who the enemy is, so that they stay vigilant.
But the main thing is to remember that behind their backs, in the rear, no one will betray them,
all the more some kind of Duma critic and peder …, no – science fiction.
Here life smiled at Andrei again, like, –
he became already deputy minister for military-political work.
But he couldn’t figure out what to do.
At the construction site of the century – the Temple, which is now revered as the main thing among the troops,
Andrei, ours, broke his forehead during the liturgy, even with damage to the eyelid (even surgery had to intervene).
And where he just did not shine:
then with banners he sang reverently,
then with banners he walked the streets,
and it can be seen by this very thing, somehow, Andrey pleased our Duma elders …
But today you won’t find a soldier, especially among those who are in battle right now, to remember Kartapolov without a mat, as he entered paradise on their hu … x.
Behind this, we will finish our tale. Now it’s time for us to finish it…
Although, we can’t resist, and in parting we still can’t shout: Andrey Valerievich, so maybe it’s ENOUGH TO LIE?
